So what have you done with your summer? Probably laid around, cooked a few burgers, hit the beach, checked out girls in bikinis, and maybe even got in some time with your hobbies. If you joined al qaeda, you could have spent your summer making a really crappy movie reliving the few brief accomplishments of your terrorist prick buddies. Hmm, let me see, girls in bikinis or pansies wearing bed sheets fantasizing jihad? Tough call.

What might you ask is the point of all this, surely any real man would chose girls in bikinis. Exactly, but tonight’s focus isn’t on real men, we are discussing al qaeda here. Know who else is talking about our favorite cave dwelling friends who will soon find out that there very well may be 72 virgins in hell but they won’t be women? The New York Sun has a story here and the Blotter over at ABCnews.com has a story here. Apparently al qaeda thinks Hollywood isn’t putting out enough blockbuster’s this year so they created their own. You can read more about the film at the above two links but below are a few critic’s reviews of “The Big Surprise”, a film by al qaeda, directed by al qaeda, funded by the Saudis, Iran, and Russia, and starring the al qaeda break out star Adam Gadahn:

It sucks. –Fishdeck.com

I own that set of napkins he is wearing. –Fishdeck.com

Wouldn’t it be easier to search for ticks if they shaved? –Fishdeck.com

The trailer for next spring’s Hezbollah movie was better than the main feature. –Fishdeck.com

I thought it was going to be a surfer movie when I saw the main character was from the OC. –Fishdeck.com

I guess we won’t be seeing Adam Gadahn on next season’s “On the Lot”, even Fox wouldn’t show this amateur crap. Dirka Dirka.

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The Jawa Report has more on the video here, complete with glamorous screen shots. Man those al qaeda video technicians suck, I would hate to see just how retarded the suicide bombers are if this is the cream of their techno crop.