Summer Blockbuster

Those bad cats at Al-Qaida are back from summer film school to produce another Internet blockbuster, “The Big Surprise”. Notice I even quoted it like a real movie, when you’re that good with a camera people should show you the respect you deserve. Seriously, check out those ultra cool graphics on the White House burning scene. I haven’t seen film making like that since last summer’s blockbuster “Kick the Paddle”, another movie that won the hearts and minds of the Middle East’s socially retarded. I haven’t been able to look at a ping pong paddle without laughing ever since. The Blotter over at ABC News has the full story here.

These films really are bad aren’t they? I realized when watching the latest one how scary our enemy really can be. I am not being sarcastic, anyone who can get motivated to kill others after watching bearded men living in caves is completely off the reservation. Thankfully we already know the outcome of this conflict (don’t want to ruin it for those of you who don’t know) but the jihadi’s lose in the end. Oh yeah, the Jews also rebuild their temple in Jerusalem. Sorry if that is a news flash to our movie making, cave dwelling friends but that’s just the way the Lord said it would play out.