Yahoo news has a fun story about Maricopa County sheriff Joe Arpaio and his illegal immigrant hotline he has setup. From Yahoo News, Sheriff urged to close immigrant hotline:
PHOENIX – Latino leaders and faith-based organizations want Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio to disconnect the hotline he created for people to report information about undocumented immigrants, saying it raises the chance of racial profiling.
Hmm, typical activist whining there but the story takes a funny twist near the bottom when the activists decide to setup their own hotline:
Some Latino advocacy groups will launch a hotline of their own to take tips from people who believe they’ve been unfairly reported to Arpaio’s hotline, said activist Mary Rose Wilcox, a Maricopa County supervisor.
A typical phone call to the activists’ hotline will go something like this:
Activist phone rep: “Illegal Immigrant advocacy hotline, this is Ackbar, how can I help you?”
Illegal Immigrant caller: “Hola, I think the gringo’s are on to me, one of those American’s called a phone number. What do I do?”
Activist: “Do not worry, I will have my supervisor contact the ACLU. Please continue to wait at the Home Depot for further instructions.”
Of course in my scenario, the activists obviously contract out to a call center in Pakistan, how funny would that be? I wonder if it will be a 800 number or if they will have to use minutes off of their prepaid phone card?
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Way to go… sheriff Arpaio! About time we actually uphold the law and distinguish legal immigrants from illegal immigrants!!!!! And… what about these faith based organizations… what part of the Bible are they missing about upholding the law. It’s not as if we, as Americans, are contradicting the Bible in policing the actions of illegal immigrants. We all have a heart for the people who cannot survive in their own countries but wait in line, fill out the forms, and become legal. We have one of the most open immigration policies in the world, yet no one understands that these people are breaking the law and placing our survival in jeopardy. Anyway… Funny stuff love!
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